Skip to main content

Milo and Juno

Christine's cats.
Nicholas: Who are Milo and Juno?
Christine: My cats. Duh.
by Guywithnoname May 3, 2024
mugGet the Milo and Junomug.

Milo

Milo
A piece of my heart will always be yours.
You and me both have changed.
You’re very cold and distant now, towards everyone really.
We used to talk for hours and hours.
Now the only contact we have is eyecontact.
I don’t know how to describe what I feel for you,
But whenever our eyes meet, if only for a second, I wish I could run up to you and kiss you.
I think about you all the time.
I miss you.
-J <3
I love you, Milo.
by Sincerely, the girl next door November 23, 2021
mugGet the Milomug.

Milo

The cutest puppy in the world, amazing sweet and cute.Everything is great about this dog. He/her is obedient and loyal. If you put him in a christmas costume you will die of exposure to cuteness.
Me : Puts costume on Milo
Milo: Shows puppy eyes

Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.
by Giant dog penis March 23, 2019
mugGet the Milomug.

Milos

Very very big d- oh i mean heart.He is pretty sexy and has a good talent for football.He likes fat ass teachers and black girls.He is better then Djordje in every way
Milos is used for like calling him by his name
by sexy slovic December 15, 2021
mugGet the Milosmug.

Milo

The guy in my last period. Pretty quiet, nice to look at, but hard to talk to. Of course everyone wants to be friends with him, after all we all have out fantasies. To me he looked like someone easy to be friend, since he didnt seem like he had many options. I tried to talk to him, but i just couldnt. Theres nothing special about him but for some reason im attracted to u. I didnt like u i just wanted to be boy and girl best friends, like in the shows and movies, i wanted someone who i was secretly crushing on whilst having mutual feelings however that is just and image and idea of you. We had somewhat similar interests. You were just the guy i enjoyed seeing and wanted to befriend. We never had a friendship however i hope we could. Youre style is average and youre really only halfway decent looking but what are there so many people after you? Youre personality is dry anyways. Now it sounds like im slandering you, but im just wonder how any why i couldnt befriend u. Ive always bin shy and not so good at making friends but today i fear ive had my first crush in middle school. with all those red flags i ignored, its fine because “love” is blind.. right?
Milo, are you filipino??

danm milo u were mask fishing all this time
by thegirlyourmomkeepscalling November 21, 2021
mugGet the Milomug.

Milo

Milo is a man with a gigantic penis and balls. They are so big that it is almost uncanny. Milo is also a very sweet and charming person who is very loveable. Milo makes friends very easily and is just an amazing person. Still, even if there is a girl named Milo, she still has an enormous penis and ballsack.
Milo is very amazing.
mugGet the Milomug.

Ricardo Milos

The only man that can turn every Straight man gay, the only man to get every bitch known to mankind. He is perfection, some dumbasses in this world say "No one is perfect" but they clearly haven't met Ricardo Milos
Me: I jerk off too Ricardo Milos everyday
Friend: I LOVE HIM TOO
by DDLCYuriFanboy May 24, 2022
mugGet the Ricardo Milosmug.

Share this definition