Lumphus maximus

Severe lumps on top of the head ,; caused by blunt force trauma to the skull

After hearing Rico suave put the moves on his wife ,he pounded him in the head causing him to develop a case of lumphus maximus ! Are you back your neck your back your shoulders your feet

by Powderglyceride1369 October 15, 2018

Fnaustilix Maximus

the latin word for something that tastes really good

Koksimus "wow these fries are very good"
Dausimux "yea they sure are Fnaustilix Maximus!"

by koksefader March 08, 2019

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Maximus Glutonus

The Maximus Glutonus is the scientific term for a butt. 'nuff said.

„Are you ready for your Maximus Glutonus Transplant, Mr. Welton?"

by CoolGuy17000 June 21, 2018

Intoxicus Maximus

When your friend is very gullible and drunk and so you make up words to mess with them.

Both sides were intoxicus maximus today.

by SuspiciousNotice May 24, 2019

Derponious Maximus

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

by July 29, 2021

Banghitus Maximus

A period of time which occurs after one has smoked an artificial plant called Diesel. The period lasts for 20 minutes and the person under the effect is neither awake nor asleep. Heavy tripping also ensues. Also if you attempt to extinguish the joint you will fail.

-Yo Slaymaster... why are Dbrain and Shutzanu climbing through the walls?
-...Black Sheep Wall... that's why.

The next 25 minutes:
-That will always remain the shittiest experience.
-Yeah let's call it:"ON DIESEL!".
-Or Banghitus Maximus.

by Ciumafaia October 15, 2010