maximus

maximus is a guy who doesnt have any rizz, and makes corny music that you just wish someone would turn off. he also has a micro dick.

"oh your names maximus, please leave my car"

by random_gamer123 June 19, 2023

Pussyus Maximus

a way to describe a friend that is a big pussy

"Let's drop in Tilted, don't be such a pussyus maximus!"

by lil-doggo October 21, 2018

Chonkus Maximus

Used to describe the biggest, fattest thing to ever exist. (Must be used to describe a living thing)

"Your mom's so chonkus maximus, she could end world hunger in all of the multiverses"

by Hungry Hungry henry. October 31, 2022

Maximus Vlogs

Maximus Vlogs is a famous YouTuber with different videos called ‘Real life loot llama’ , ‘how to make a thumbnail’ and ‘Mr postman vine remake (cringe). His profile picture can be seen as him and his dog.

Maximus Vlogs has big tittys

by Mo Klandethad July 30, 2020

Maximus

Maximus is most patient , loyal down to ride person you’ll ever meet in life . You can learn a lot from Maximus especially the max method! The max method is always be patient and self aware of what you are doing because sometimes your actions can do big or small things other people so in life just use the max method yurrr

Maximus what are you doing ... chilling

by Flaggga January 19, 2021

Diptardius Maximus

A rare species of a hybrid of a Dipsh*t and a Retard. Also known by the alias: Ryan Meisel

Ryan, shut the frick up you stupid diptardius maximus!!!!!

by Erase-the-special-episode-inat May 16, 2023

Maximus

Maximus, hes the biggest rat. Mus in swedish is rat. And you know what we say about rats, smallest cock on earth

Maximus, is that not the ass mucle

by Smackman. November 24, 2021