Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"

by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023

Maximus

Max is the most funniest kindest guy ive ever met we have been friends for 3 years now and i am so lucky to have a friend like him. Even if he works at a maid cafe ill always love him no homo

Maximus is gayus

by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023

Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012

imbecilicus maximus

The stupidest and idiotic thing imaginable, be it a belief, a choice, or a thing.

The recently deceased imbecilicus maximus used a lit match to look into their gas tank. Identification of the remains is pending a review of dental records.

by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016

Maximus

A fortnite virgin

Maximus is a virgin

by Fgicdrty November 25, 2020