Lizard

Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.

"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
motorhead

by Mali_BU April 22, 2010

lizard wrangler

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.

Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.

by Tristor March 26, 2005

Lizarding

The act of climbing an object (wall, tree, fence, pile of junk, etc.), stopping at anytime and staying completely motionless (except for your tounge) while keeping from laughing or smiling. You have to commit.

Woah! That lady is lizarding that brick wall like no other!

by TheLizardKing_ManyMoonsAgo July 27, 2011

LIzard

A COMPLETE SLUT.

All of the following are examples of lizards "lizzads"

That bitch tounges around like a lizard.
That pussys been beat so many times its rough like lizard skin.
Small quick little rave slut.

by kykezilla May 20, 2013

lizard lip

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.

Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!

by sandstorm810 October 27, 2011

Fender Lizard

One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.

Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!

by sexymatador24 March 8, 2010

Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010