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have you seen ligma before
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A joke middle schoolers make but it was funny the first time but they should just stfu
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A very serious testicular disease that is sexually transmitted among men. Women are immune to this disease and its symptoms, hence why contact with women is a sought-after cure for this disease.
Its symptoms include aversion to deep friendships while at the same time wanting to have sex, ejaculating more than seventeen times in twelve hours, and looking at pornography. This disease is worsened by streaming on Twitch or looking at YouTube comments. It is said that a popular streamer "Ninja" died of this disease.
Person 1: I was diagnosed with Ligma!
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS BITCH
by gela-kela July 23, 2021
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Ligma is a disease caused by “ligmaballs” jokes it can be obtained if said person hears to many “ligmaballs” jokes
A: “Hey my friend has ligma:(“
B: “Ligma what?”
A: “Ligmaballs
B: “:(“
by Yo______Mommas DaDdY July 29, 2021
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Ligma Awareness

A foundation dedicated to spreading awareness about the dangerous ligma disease.
Person a: "Hey bro, did you already donate to the ligma awareness foundation?"
Person b: "No, never heard of it, what is ligma?"
Person a: "LIGMA BALLLZ"
by Ligmamaster69420 August 17, 2021
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Ligma

Nuts 😂
Got yo ahhhhh
Do you have ligma?
by Nuttyprofessor69 June 20, 2021
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Ligma. What on earth is ligma, you ask ? ligma balls !

For real, ligma is used to make puns, the word "ligma" is always followed by "balls" , making "ligma balls". Most of the times, it is used after someone has been asking "what's ligma ?". it also happens that the person doesn't ask this type of question, and aks something similar to "Wait who's x ?" or "Who died ?".

In these situations, you can do the unexpected and say "ligma balls" or try another pun in the same genre such as "deez nuts" or "Candice dick fit in yo mouth".

There is a technique that could trick someone in case he or she doesn't ask "what's ligma", and that is the fusion of "joe" and, previously mentioned "ligma". This technique allows it's user to succeed almost every time you encounter someone.
"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma."
"Who the heck is Steve Jobs ?"
"Ligma balls"
*Bass drops and the dude gets reduced to ashes*
"NOOOOOOOO"
by No trash here ;) June 25, 2021
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