mexican leaf blower

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.
no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.
by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015
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two-leaf clover

A phrase to describe a mood or emotional condition that is partially lucky and partially unlucky. The name comes from the fact that four-leaf clovers are often associated with luck.
It was a two-leaf clover kind of day for my sports teams -- the Flyers won but the Phillies lost.
by PhilliesFan2010 May 19, 2010
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Louisiana Leaf Lips

When a Female Inserts Chewing tobacco into her Vagina and the male proceeds to eat her out and sounds like a Ford F250, and has a Cousin Brother.
Last night during the CMT Awards my sister gave me louisiana leaf lips.
by WHOKNOWSYOU32 May 23, 2018
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maple leaf fetish

Maple leaf fetish (also known as Canadius lefuz), is a rare desire to eat, see, and perform sexual acts on maple leaves.
When I arrived at the park, I was astonished and aroused . The amount of leaves on the ground, they were invigorating. That`s when I realized I had maple leaf fetish.
by SodiumChloride-Y February 21, 2016
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leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.
Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?
by Althenia October 10, 2017
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Leaf Blade Moonshine

Type of cocaine made specifically by adding Altoid paste on the Coca leaves as they are processed during the making of the cocaine. The altoid paste is made from using an Aloe leaf to cut the altoid particles into fine dust. (Giving it the name leaf blade). This releases some of the Aloe particles into the dust.
Wassup mang, i got some of that Leaf Blade Moonshine shit, you want a bag?
by Tyronezballz May 19, 2010
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put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
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