The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

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Steve’s Lava Chicken

A type of chicken served at Steve’s lava chicken shop. It is cooked in hot lava and has a crispy, juicy, taste. It’s super spicy and it’s a lava attack.

L-l-l-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.

by IAMSTEVE1130 April 30, 2025

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Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake

Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey

by LCFIT February 7, 2019

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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