the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

brown lava

diarrhoea

I just experienced an eruption of brown lava in my pants and on the ground!

by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 14, 2018

Spewin' LAVA

1. The Highest COMPLIMENT Attainable;
2. Amplifier of FIVE VOLCANOES; like the Whipped Cream and Cherry topping on a favorite dessert / Icing on the cake.
3. A Heated Argument on the verge of becoming violent.
4. Vulgar: Orgasm; Ejaculation

They just fired Heckle and Jeckle - it's Spewin' LAVA up there!

by LAFYETTE TRAVAIL October 05, 2018

Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

I lava you

Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’

Kid 1: ########
Kid 2: huh?
Kid 1: sorry, Roblox tagged it, I meant: I lava you

by JAYJAY <3 February 24, 2024

Lava Finger

When having sex from behind you take a scoop of icy hot on your thumb and jam it up the anus

I was hittin tina from the back and i hit her with a lava finger

by KingKear July 27, 2018

Lava Box

Hot ass pussy.

What’s ol’ Lava Box doing? Because I’d like to hit thst shit.

by XjCaesarX September 22, 2018