Landon

A really sweet guy who fits in with everyone. Usually has the most luscious curly hair you have ever seen. Has a really thick skin and does not get easily offended by things others say. He is probably hanging out with his beautiful Latina girlfriend listening to brockhampton (his favorite singer that he discovered)

Person: “Oh my gosh is that Will Ferrell?!?”

Other Person: “No that’s just Landon”

by DarkMaster6969_() October 9, 2019

Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts

"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"

by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis

Your such a landon

by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020

Landon

A small penis no one likes him and he is annoying

Landon is a nerd.

by Rvcsdg ge March 24, 2022

Landon

Deez nuts “Trip and land-on deez nuts”

“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.

Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020