Landon

Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger

Landon is a dumb ass nigga

by Noname308 October 13, 2022

Landon

One of the most caring people in the world. He can be shy but, mostly, he’s very talkative and loves to make new friends. He makes you feel special; asking if you're okay. He'll always be there—to comfort, to talk, to listen if you need to vent and let out stress. Although he can be lazy at times, he’s very responsible and does what he needs to get done. He’s humorous and very outgoing, but sometimes he speaks without thinking and when he does, he’ll apologizing asap—almost instantly. He says he's ugly but he's not and has a smile so bright and so sweet, it's contagious. The only way he'll break your heart is when he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. As a boyfriend, he's perfect. He's loyal and trusting. He's sweet, thoughtful, and caring. And he has great respects for his girlfriend—enjoying the time he spends with her to the fullest. He's very talented, as he has a love for music. He likes to sing and play the keyboard. He's often shy when showing his musical side, but when he sings, his voice is always strong and when he plays the keyboard, the sounds are always clear. He just doesn't realize how much of a sweet, caring, thoughtful, respectful, loving, loyal, and so much more of a friend—of a person—he is. And without him, so much, such as life-changing events, meetings, makings of friendships, and more, would not have happened. So, one should be very grateful to meet or have met, such an amazing person, because I know, I very much am.

(Landon) is so sexy I wanna fuck him bareback

by opppison April 17, 2022

Landon

A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap

Person #1: Landon is so sexy I wanna touch him
Person #2: he’s too busy pegging modessi

by fortniteyellowbattle December 15, 2024

landon

landon is funny, kind and caring. he always is screwing around and taking it too far. sometimes he hurts his friends but he never means to. he has bluish grey eyes and dirty blond hair. his parents are strict but his dad is chill. lives a tough life but makes the most of it, and just makes you have hope for humanity. he always acts nonchalant and cool and buys the girl he likes anything she asks for. he is such a people pleaser and would love to have a girlfriend but everyone says he's too ugly when in truth they all think he's hot but just don't want to admit it. he has such musical talent and an inventive mind as well as a very good drawing ability. all his friends have unique traits and he would never want to not be friends with any of them. and is just an overall great person.

p1 whos that?
p2 I think hes a landon
p3 hes great at everything, he has to be a landon!

by that one wms anime kid June 23, 2022

Landon

Landon is the most amazing guy! He has a sweet,shy smile, big, deep brown eyes, and he’s got a nice body

Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.

If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.

Landon: Hi(says shyly and flirtily)
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*

by graelife14!<3 September 28, 2020

Landon

A dude that streak up the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby

I want to be like landon

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

Landon k

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.

Landon k is so cute

by Queersforlife October 7, 2023