Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

Louisiana Mud Buggin

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina then fucks her.

The moon’s full baby, lets go Louisiana mud buggin tonight!

by Good on’ May 5, 2020

Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

Louisiana Lip Smacker

The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.

“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”

by love u mama July 4, 2019

Louisiana Hotdog Stand

When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.

"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "

by 4Evers June 14, 2018

Louisiana Snake Eyes

the act of having sexual intercourse a girl in the "dipper" position and then as you get in the sixty-nine position you take a diarrhea shit on her face creating "Chocolate Rain". As she wipes the shit off her face, stab her in the ear with a toothpick thus giving her the "Hillbilly Dental floss". Then at the peak of the sexual intercourse, right before you ejaculate, have her bite your your dick, then punch her in her nose, then cum in her eyes, thus creating "Blind Man's Bluff". After that grab ketchup and put it in the center of each cum-filled eye. finally creating as we know as Louisiana Snake Eyes

Rasphusha loves Louisiana Snake Eyes

by DeadsexyFish March 16, 2009

Louisiana coal trian

get a turtle head and wiat for it to dry turning it into a dingeberry then stick the dingleberry in the womans lunch meattherefore dildoing her with the dried piece of shit hanging out of your sfinkter

"roxane was bieng shity last night so i gave her a Louisiana coal trian"

by shabu subhash December 20, 2008