Mechanical Keyboard

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards
Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!
by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021
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Keyboard cowboy

A person whose only reason to participate on an Internet discussion board is to argue and be combative, oftentimes joining just to add a pointless but hurtfull comment then to leave never to be heard from again until the topic nearly dies out and then jump back in to fan the flames. They seldom if ever add anything of substance to any discussion they participate in, but instead just troll various forums looking for a fight -- stirring the pot with no rhyme or reason.
Tread1 is the king of the keyboard cowboys.
by Treadsux December 20, 2008
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keyboard warrior

Can be simply defined in one word, YID.
"Woody," is a prime example of a keyboard warrior.
by herts_gooner October 10, 2006
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Keyboard Warrior

a jai lunt that gets roasted for 3 hours cause he is a little wanker
by psunnyday February 16, 2017
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Keyboard Commander

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 03, 2005
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Keyboard Warrior

One who strictly uses the keyboard to compete in online games.

The origin of Keyboard Warrior originated in Quake games. A number of players pride themselves on defeating others who use mouse while they use keyboard only.
Joe got fragged by KeyboardWarrior

Joe: WTF ADASDAS I GOT KILLED BY SOMEONE USING ONLY KEYBOARD?!?!?!

Keyboard Warrior: LOL
by theeeeeman August 09, 2011
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keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.
l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!
by Shoutingboy March 11, 2011
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