Keyboard-Jihad

Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian October 28, 2017
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Keyboard cowboy

A person whose only reason to participate on an Internet discussion board is to argue and be combative, oftentimes joining just to add a pointless but hurtfull comment then to leave never to be heard from again until the topic nearly dies out and then jump back in to fan the flames. They seldom if ever add anything of substance to any discussion they participate in, but instead just troll various forums looking for a fight -- stirring the pot with no rhyme or reason.
Tread1 is the king of the keyboard cowboys.
by Treadsux December 20, 2008
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keyboard warrior

Can be simply defined in one word, YID.
"Woody," is a prime example of a keyboard warrior.
by herts_gooner October 10, 2006
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Keyboard Warrior

a jai lunt that gets roasted for 3 hours cause he is a little wanker
by psunnyday February 16, 2017
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Keyboard Commander

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 03, 2005
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Keyboard Warrior

One who strictly uses the keyboard to compete in online games.

The origin of Keyboard Warrior originated in Quake games. A number of players pride themselves on defeating others who use mouse while they use keyboard only.
Joe got fragged by KeyboardWarrior

Joe: WTF ADASDAS I GOT KILLED BY SOMEONE USING ONLY KEYBOARD?!?!?!

Keyboard Warrior: LOL
by theeeeeman August 09, 2011
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Keyboard-Thug

A keyboard thug is a narcissist, sociopath or psychopath who uses the internet to; terrorize others, create a false version of himself, bully, stalk or hack. He/she is a coward and uses the internet, mobile phones and other keyboards to create upset, fear, defamation of others while simultaneously creating a false and favorable public persona of himself.
After her email accounts were hacked into, Andi suspected that she was being followed. The police found that not only were all her social media, email and contacts hacked into, she had a key-stroke recording bug on her phone. The Keyboard-Thug who was stalking her, was a man she met on Match.com. The police told her not to be so trusting to men she met online as many of them are Keyboard-Thugs who are falsely representing themselves.
by Narcblock April 27, 2018
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