An amazing, tall, wonderful girl. She is really pretty, funny and cool. Any guy or girl who's is lucky enough to have Kelly Descamps as a friend should be happy. Any guy who has her a girlfriend is the luckiest guy alive. She is a one of a kind.
Guy 1: Hey dude. Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
by urban_dictionary@123 October 21, 2011

Blair is the sexiest beast ever. He has a six pack and enjoys being a ladies man. He knows how to treat a girl right and is very sexy. Nickname - SEX
by Hes friend :) May 30, 2010

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......
to later use as a booty call
to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 2, 2010

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

by Mike shaefer October 19, 2017

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.
Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.
by --P. December 26, 2008
