your regular little cryie who doesn’t listen so when it becomes 12 o’clock all the monsters will get her
by chingchong123hehehardyhar August 22, 2023
Get the marlie juanmug. Dipping your finger into a jar of hot salsa and then sticking said finger in your lovers asshole. Resulting in a Spicey Juan!
by Mgmcbride52 April 1, 2017
Get the Spicey Juanmug. by The 7FootKid January 30, 2020
Get the Juan duranmug. Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
by Khuan November 22, 2021
Get the juan mariomug. Juan Josué is an amazing human being. He treats others like he wants to be treated. He is a gentalman and because of that someone always has a crush on him. No matter were he goes his presence lights up the room because he carries the holy spirit. He is a man of God that loves worshiping the creator through music. He is an amazing musician but doesn't like to acknowledge it. He is one of the most atractive people you will ever see. I hope that if you have this name I just want you to know that you are loved because Juan Josué is loved by friends family his sister and the person writing this. God bless you Juan.
by Woman of God15 September 17, 2023
Get the Juan Josuémug. attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.
He is blond and very muscly.
by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021
Get the juan suarezmug. by Bose 34 March 2, 2018
Get the juan alfredomug.