Jensen

Lard Literate

Jensen is lard literate

by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022

Jensen

Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE

“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen”

by Hottiez December 9, 2022

jensern

A cool guy that is good at every game imaginable and have a large genitalia (and he is a gigachad).

Yoo dude did u saw that jensern over there

by Jenn<3 December 27, 2022

Jensen Ackles

A man who needs to run me over.

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala

by lolgoaway September 19, 2023

Jensen

annoying dickhead

You're such a jensen

by virgin4L October 16, 2023

Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.

Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024