colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
by ListentoLia February 24, 2024
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Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.
“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa
by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024
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Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.
by daddy salty July 17, 2021
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jasper tip

Being lied to, or someone trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Although they tried to get over on us, they'll soon realize we aren't falling for the jasper tip anymore!
by Blue eyed soul man October 21, 2020
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jasper and colt

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.
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Mr. Jasper (Plum)

Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.
Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!
by Can Opener 86 October 01, 2021
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A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
by De Robriguez April 27, 2024
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