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Jason

Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
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Jason

Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.
Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
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Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.
Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?
by Nicfannister June 5, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
by Aik0 November 5, 2019
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Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
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Jason

Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless
Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch
by Mbgod September 4, 2019
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Jason

The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.
"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."
by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015
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