Truth Social

New truth category based on subjective social agreement distinct from fact-based truth. It is a form of social agreement that can be labeled as truth irregardless of any association to evidence based objective facts. ie. weights and measures

The measure of truthfuliness on truth social is how many people will accept opinion as fact.

aka bullshit

I saw this post on truth social that up is down and white is black, did you see it?

Yes, I did, if it's on truth social it must be true!

by up_is_up May 9, 2023

Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.

Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool

by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018

Boop-of-truth

Where ones index finger collides with a friend's index finger as a sign of trust (Much like a pinky promise but better).
When ones index finger collides you must also say "boop".

"I promise I'm telling the truth."
"Really?"
"I can prove it with... The Boop-of-truth..."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

truth or crimesequences

(n.) -- What one arrives at after painstakingly investigating a crime.

"I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."

Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010

Meghan’s Truth

A version of a story which exists entirely in your head and no one else has any recollection of it.

I was an only child.

I had siblings but in my mind I was my parents only child and that is my truth despite not being THE truth. This is Meghan’s Truth

by Begusap August 24, 2022

Truth loop

When you make a post on social media with a true or more accurate version of a fake news article.

Had to keep my family in the truth loop about the so called "breaking news" story on …

by kiwibogan September 18, 2017

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019