Pocket Dragon

A flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. A lighter.

Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'

by The Herb Brothers September 1, 2012

pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap

She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.

by Smaugher November 25, 2010

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Jizz Pocket

A vagina

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!

by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016

Sucker pocket

The pocket that is located at the back of your pants
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it

Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons

Jimmy always puts his wallet in his sucker pocket, I was able to take cash from his wallet and put the wallet back in his pocket. To this day he doesn't get a single clue.

by Hotpies September 12, 2018