A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
by Nipdickcoothole November 06, 2014
A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.
Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
by WordBaron August 31, 2009
Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion
by DCo311 November 13, 2010
when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.
by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
Where's the local drinking hole around here
by XSP April 16, 2008
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