hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion
Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.
by DCo311 November 13, 2010
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cooter hole

A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men
by Nipdickcoothole November 06, 2014
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drinking hole

Where's the local drinking hole around here
by XSP April 16, 2008
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sneeze hole

when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.
My ass just sneezed all over the toilet. Russ is acting like a sneeze hole today.
by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012
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pez hole

Does that "pez hole" ever stop (talking)? Your mouth looks like a pez dispenser, always open!
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
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Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.
Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"
by Lolich April 21, 2009
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