Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion
by DCo311 November 13, 2010
A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
by Nipdickcoothole November 06, 2014
Where's the local drinking hole around here
by XSP April 16, 2008
when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.
by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
by Picklerick1981 February 10, 2023
Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"
"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"
Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"
"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"
Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"
by Lolich April 21, 2009