The place where you pay to go 60 mph but really you get in so much traffic that you completely stop and are late to work
by Your name and my name October 12, 2017
by Juulz87 September 18, 2023
The act of a person shoving a hot wheels track into your partners button and then running a hot wheels car down it.
by JulioBonjonkelz February 26, 2014
A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 30, 2024
by 707mom March 01, 2019
A vertical line of hair that extends from a man’s pubic hair all the way to a man’s chest. A more extreme happy trail.
by Willypoo2 September 25, 2022
The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025