by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023

A verb. The method of taking your wheel chair up the stairway to heaven after discovering how the universe began.
by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018

heaven is a place were there is no school and you can play games for eternity and actually have friends and not get bullied and you can eat ice cream and candy and dessert forever and also were you are popular and everyone loves you (that last part was a joke but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY!!!)
by closet man June 28, 2022

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.
1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!
by JMReader June 13, 2021

by Blondtiger33 September 27, 2019

My Grandfather was a warrior! He was a sergeant during the Korean war and a owner of all of his bagel franchises. Although he was a businessman, he always fed the poor and hungry. He even gave them info and money to get them to shelters. June 12th, 1996 was the day he was born in Heaven! He will always truly be missed in my lifetime.
by Jay89Jay91 May 6, 2018

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.
James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!
by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018
