A dimwitted perpetrator of domestic violence who beats his partner infrequently and secretly, so as her injuries seem to appear "like magic".
My mom's drinking buddy came over last night with bruises all over her face. Her husband must be a real Dirty Harry Potter.
by Feet_Febreze May 26, 2009
HPC...where people go and talk about everything but Harry Potter. The chat conversations usually are about sex, drugs, alcohol, homos, and other crap.
by Queen Bee January 17, 2005
one who uses a british dialect (though not pertaining to britain in any way) with a rabid obssession to harry potter, daniel radcliffe, cedric diggory, and all other hp fiascos. one who has walked around in public bearing a lightning bolt on their forhead, wire-rimmed glasses, or a stick while shouting encantations.
by gizzard December 11, 2005
Where people go and talk about anything except Harry Potter. They chase away the kids who actually want to talk about Harry Potter. They talk about sex, drugs. Basically things they never did but they want to be so cool. Also, a lot of them swear they are bisexual.
" Omg, I just had sex it was great. Roflz, and im like only 14."
"Uh..Sue, I think im bisexual because I just saw your pictures and I think you're really hawt"
"Uh..Sue, I think im bisexual because I just saw your pictures and I think you're really hawt"
by Steven's babe July 03, 2005
(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'
Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'
Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
by mangalover997 September 04, 2010
A syndrome someone who is vain, narcissistic, and full of their self often has. Characterized by thinking they're special and somehow very important compared to other "average" people. These people also always seem to get an unbelievable break in hard situations and always come up on top.
Susan: "I'm a Taurus."
Mark: "I'm a Gemini."
Emily: "I'm an Aquarius."
Clark: "I'm an Ophiuchus."
Mark: "What's that?"
Clark: "It's a special Zodiac sign, very few people know of it. Technically I'm a Sagittarius."
Mark: "Or more likely.. you TECHNICALLY have a case of Harry Potter Syndrome."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus
Mark: "I'm a Gemini."
Emily: "I'm an Aquarius."
Clark: "I'm an Ophiuchus."
Mark: "What's that?"
Clark: "It's a special Zodiac sign, very few people know of it. Technically I'm a Sagittarius."
Mark: "Or more likely.. you TECHNICALLY have a case of Harry Potter Syndrome."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus
by VeoV January 25, 2009
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