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Hank Boontz

The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.

Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.

Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.

Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.

Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!

Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.

Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.

Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.

Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?

Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.

Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*

Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.

Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.

Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
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Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking
Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024
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Hank Hill

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...
Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood
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Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around
“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”
by rhyparography July 16, 2021
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Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.
"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"
by gameman101 June 13, 2022
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hank

Hank is the definition of someone who has all the power in the world
by Hanker26 October 6, 2022
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Hank

Hank is a really cute guy with sexy eyes and beautiful spiral curls that people pay alot of money to have curls like his @his smile is perfect he is polite and very attractive all the lady's want to have him but he's loyal honest very respectful and loves his family and friends and a very firm believer in God .
Hey do you want to go with Hank and I to church?
Yes I do can my mom come with us?
by Faithfullover89babie November 4, 2023
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