HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022
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heards

verb (used with object), heard, heard·ing.
to cause bodily injury to; injure:
It probably really heard when he lost the tip of his finger.
to cause bodily pain to or in:
His finger still heards him.

verb (used without object), heard, heard·ing.
to feel or suffer bodily or mental pain or distress:
Ouch! That really heards.
to cause bodily or mental pain or distress:
Violence is very heardful.

synonymous to 'hurt' or 'hurt'. To be used by victims of feigned, implied or REAL violence.
"OUCH! Stop hitting me. That really heards..." - TAC
"You can't just start hearding people to get what you want..." - TAC
"Why do you have to be so heardful all the time?" - Joie
by dR0nE.31337 May 26, 2022
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Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room
I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.
by georgie bear June 19, 2022
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Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )
a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)
by fed lem March 26, 2020
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take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.
Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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hearded

when you don't know what else to say when someone heard you
bro bro he hearded me
by me + ur mom + ratio = u November 26, 2022
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