Hayden Kaiser

Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!

Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

Fan 1: Um who is he?

Fan 2: -_-
by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011
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Hayden Panettiere

A goddess of the creatures of the sea with an outgoing and friendly personality. She takes the form of an extremely attractive human who happens to be one of America's most successful movie actresses. She was a cheerleader during her years in school and has acted in many roles of cheerleaders in movies, but her most notable role is Claire Bennet from Heroes, where one of her unnecessary powers, regeneration, is put to use. The reason she has chosen the form of an attractive human is to draw the attention to build support to help keep alive her two groups of cohorts called the "Whales" and the "Dolphins", whether it's acting out as the spokesman for the Whaleman Foundation, making bold attempts to save fellow comrades from getting slaughtered personally, known as "Saving The World", or reaching out to her fans via the internet. Hayden is also a singer/songwriter, and her human boyfriend is Milo Ventimiglia, who also plays a character on Heroes.
Girl: My report is on Hayden Panettiere.
Boy: Who the hell's that?
Girl: Oh, she's an actress known as the "Cheerleader who wants to Save the World."
Boy: Pfft. Cheerleaders? Boring. Why not do one on Britney Spears?
Girl: ...Are you kidding me?! God I bet is laughing at you right now.
by Smart American Male June 03, 2008
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Dirty Hayden

When a gay kid named Hayden plows his two best friends Austin and Bennett from behind
Hayden had bennett and Austin over last night, they were doing the dirty hayden
by Hayden Welder May 13, 2020
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hayden christensen

1.the hottest, sweetest, most generous person alive and a person i know who's 100% heterosexual ;)

2.the definition of absolute hottness and sexiness
that guy is loke,totally hayden!
by UnKnown~ April 09, 2005
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Hayden Short

A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having sex with turtles.
What's that dude with crap on his chest doing on top of a turtle?
Oh thats just Hayden Short dont be scared.
by haydens number one fan! March 08, 2009
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hayden christensen

A gorgeous and amazing actor who played the difficult character of Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars 2 and 3.
Despite some stupid so called 'fans' of Star Wars,opinions of his acting, and how he shouldn't have the part, he managed to knock out like 400 other actors, despite being hardly known. Real star wars fans understand that he's perfect, because George Lucas chose him, and Lucas knows exactly what he wanted!
He's a really nice guy too. Starred in other movies such as Life as a House and Shattered Glass.
Fan 1:Woah, have you seen Star Wars?
Fan 2:Yeah Hayden Christensen is totally the best ever!
by Jedi Master Luna January 21, 2006
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Hayden W

A man who has an Afro but is white as a cracker. He simps majorly for a girl named after a large plain of grass. He likes to tell his friends to “Kys” and his favorite hobby is making fun of Walmart boards

Oh and gaming
He likes fortnite, ladies hit him up
Hayden W is such an Afro man
by weedman_12 December 28, 2021
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