Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023

Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 03, 2018

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020

had a hack

"Had a hack"
When someone fails a task or acomished a task in a very unattractive way

Davo- "Oi mate pass me the silicone gun"
Jimmy - "what ? Did ya have a hack ?"

E.g Davo had a hack workin on the roof this arvo

by Tom10460 February 06, 2017