Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

a phrase that sigmas use

non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

by sigma with rizz December 04, 2023

shadey grove

A form of shade; a lane of it's own that has taken a route for a dead end; can be viewed as a diss or the vague truth no one wanted to hear out loud

Oooo Honey, you are just a plan ole nasty Shadey Grove.

by DecemberLov3 July 21, 2014

Oak Grove Elementary

A place where it is easy to get hot ass girlfriends.

im gonna go to oak grove elementary to get me a smokin' hot prom date!

by John Yang April 20, 2018

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

twin grove

This is a town residing in Illinois that only locals acknowledge as an actual town.

Guy1-Bro have you ever heard of twin grove?

Guy2-Nah man, that place don't exist.

by Abcdefghijklnmo00000000000 June 01, 2017

tongue-and-grove

Da unique shapes of da two body-parts dat are involved in a guy's orally pleasuring a gal between her legs.

An often-satisfactory way for a chick to non-monetarily reimburse a helpful dude for performing tongue-and-GROOVE labor --- i.e., carpentry work --- for her is to allow him tongue-and-GROVE privileges wif her afterwards.

by QuacksO March 14, 2024