glazed jelly donut

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.

"I gave that bitch a glazed jelly donut B!"

by Fighter Hayabusa July 6, 2003

glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 October 19, 2008

Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut

(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”

by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006

glazed donut

When a man ejaculates around a woman's belly button, causing it to look like a glazed donut.

"We didn't eat anything for breakfast, but he left me a glazed donut before he left"

by mondaymorning December 27, 2009

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity

dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...

by YAWA March 8, 2020

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021