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Hot girling

An elaborate catfish where a super hot guy proposes a sex competition between him and his ugly best friend. The ugly best friend is purportedly really incredible at sex and is currently in the lead in their competition. You will know something is fishy when the hot guy says that the ugly best friend typically goes first. A simple reverse image search will show that the hot guy is really just a stolen public social media account of some random dude somewhere around the world (possibly named Jordi) and that the ugly friend has been catfishing you this whole time.
Have you ever heard of hot girling? Me and my best friend have this friendly competition where we see who can please a woman the most and he's currently in the lead.
by siroswaldvanderwinkle July 17, 2023
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Golden Girling

(verb) multiple women of a certain age sharing a home out of necessity or preference.
"My friends and I have been seriously making plans for Golden Girling in 5-10 years."
"That former resort for sale would be the perfect place for Golden Girling"
by ElJanel July 3, 2024
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Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis
I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse
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