Fu-Sion

Seventh son of Seventh son-Child destined to life of pain and misery with no start and no end

fu-sion thou art and fu-sion thou shall remain

by Fu-sion January 21, 2012

Fu manchu

A sloppy fart where poo drips down both your butt cheeks and forms the shape of the traditional, iconic mustache.

Jenny had to jump into the shower to clean the embarrassing remnants of the fu manchu she had let slip earlier that day.

by nol e. owns October 15, 2009

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009

kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu

Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D

by Wes September 5, 2003

dork-fu

A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting in loads of program code..

dork: woah i just wrote the best subroutine ever! it strips out all of the quotes and apostrophes in a quater of a nanosecond then tells you!!

$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";

by dr.rob June 1, 2004

Kung-fu Shiss

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

by Har the Czar February 11, 2006

Jewish Kung-Fu

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010