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A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting in loads of program code..
dork: woah i just wrote the best subroutine ever! it strips out all of the quotes and apostrophes in a quater of a nanosecond then tells you!!

$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";
dork-fu by dr.rob June 1, 2004
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Fuck Dork 

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
Fuck Dork by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
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dorkfuck 

the act of , or the desire to, engage in sexual intercorse with a member of the opposite sex whom is considered less attractive than your percieved social attractiveness. often arising from the boredom of permanent high-fidelity relationships.
dude you fucked kelly? she's got no ass and she talks about world of warcraft.
yeah, but you know dude like, she was tight like a vicegrip and those glasses.... mmmmm.
i still cant believe you dorkfucked kelly.
dorkfuck by edvard January 31, 2008

Dorkfush 

A really really cute girl
Lullabye37 is a dorkfush.
Dorkfush by Shippudenface January 19, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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