Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain

I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!

by sctsnpr April 6, 2022

Smoking flirt

Where someone lights your cig and kinda touches your hand when they do.

That girl in the smoking area just brushed my hand as she lit my cig....I think she was having a smoking flirt with me bro!

by mywangslong69 February 9, 2021

Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.

Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else

by SaltContaier August 12, 2019

office flirt

someone you always flirt with but have no intents of dating

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"

by kam2000 June 27, 2016

Fancy flirting

Flirting about each others bloodtype.

"What bloodtype are you?" = fancy flirting

by ontimaframti November 22, 2016

class flirt

someone who behaves as if they are sexually attracted to a lot of people or flirts w/ many people without realizing it most the time

oh jenn is a class flirt for sure do you see how she acts with all the guys!

by xxits_ur_girlyxx December 15, 2022