felching

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.

Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.

by MsAshley December 7, 2006

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

Falche

A noble young men with charming skills who has however inherited a gross humor and loud laughter from scouting in his childhood.
Falches usually call each other a Falche.

"Danny picked me up at work the other day, brought me a rose and a spanish poem, and took me out for dinner in Paris. Can you believe he said I had Junk in the trunk ??"
"What a jerk !"
"Yeah he's a real Falche. I love him though"

"Falche, Lasergaming tonight? Can't Falche, I have to take my female to the Opera"

by Mirendil February 9, 2010

skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

FELTCHER

a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole

i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...

by me2316598 July 13, 2007

felchabitionist

Noun: A person who participates in the act of felching} in a public place, in front of an audience or gets off by showing off their creamy "prize"......

"Oh my god, I had no idea your boyfriend was a Felchabitionist!!!"

Liberals are commonly referred to as "The Felchabitionist Party"

by Pump666 January 14, 2019

Felcher

One who sucks cum out of another person's ass with a straw.

Want to felch?

You filthy felcher!
I like to felch.

by MACandCHEESEEEE February 9, 2022