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F'nice

Adjective, pronounced 'fuh-nice'.

This portmanteau is used to describe a person who is thought to be good looking and would normally be described as 'fit', however, there is someone else in earshot who would take personal offence (boyfriend or parent) and therefore 'nice' is quickly inserted as a substitute.
Ben: Yooo, that girl over there is f'...
*Nathan (girl's boyfriend comes over)*
Ben (continued): f'nice. Hey, s'up Nathan!
by Mavoids February 28, 2020
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F'knoof

F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.

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The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.
Old-school knives and forks, I dread! I'll use the handy dandy F'knoof instead!
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F.U.V.

Fuck You Vehicles are SUVs usually driven by unconscious soccer moms. Has more to do with the driver of the SUV then the SUV itself, except for the MPG. The vehicle can hold 5,6,7 or more children but only has only one child in it at any given time. You can see them parked in front of Wal-Mart or any other retail store taking up not 1, not 2, maybe more then 3 parking spots. The driver usually has a Starbucks coffee in one hand and the cell phone held up to their ear with the other hand and you guessed it all over the road. It usually has four wheel drive but has never actually been put into four wheel drive in its life. Basically the driver believes that they own the road because their vehicle is bigger then everyone else’s.
Crap did you see that chick in the F.U.V. on the way to work? She almost took out 2 motorcycles while talking on the phone.

How many miles to the gal do you think that F.U.V. gets?
by BDfPOOR October 2, 2009
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F.O.A.D

I wish rns would just F.O.A.D
by Chocobo December 3, 2003
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F.U.N

t's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you
Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic
Here, let me help you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
Try it
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
Wait, I don't understand this
I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
No, that's how you're suppose to feel
Well, I like it, let's do it again
Okay
F is for frolicking through all the flowers
U is for Ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
Here with my best buddy
I love to have F.U.N
by AAtticus October 8, 2018
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F.E.A.R

just an acronym for Fuck Everyting And Run
Yo Dave, that guy is pretty big, just F.E.A.R
by David Boedker September 7, 2006
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F.F.F.F.

Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fuck 'em and Forget 'em
by 9livez March 3, 2005
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