Eric

A person with the 1 millimeter coxk that when he has sex they don't feel shit

Yo that night Eric is a small dick holder

by Thicknigga123 March 19, 2022

eric

son of a German immigrant

eric eric

by nassaon3familyon6 May 15, 2019

Eric

A useless afterthought. What remains after an abortion.

Can someone wipe the eric off the bathroom floor please?

by zktrlkm December 4, 2019

Eric

This is a hard one. To get clue four you gotta be real funny bro.

What kind of bees make milk?

Man, look at those milkshakes

I know right, lucky Eric

by ACoolPiglet December 22, 2018

Eric

A tough egg to crack but has a gooey center once you get to know him. He has a bad memory and is not one with directions. On the other hand, Eric is a fun guy to be around. He really does care a lot more than what meets the eye. You'll find yourself sharing good times and laughing your ass off and then laughing at the laughing itself. Sometimes he can be a little selfish though. He likes to celebrate his birthday a month prior and occasionally it falls on Mother's Day.

Bro, you're being such an Eric today.

by Pip the Polyp June 5, 2018

Eric

A rapist who rapes people and will be a future human trafficker.

Oh no Eric raped me.

by DeeZ nutszz February 25, 2020

Eric

Eric stands for a ligament piece of human grabage. They smell like garbage, because they do not shower, they are women beaters. They eat nothing but McDonalds. They are fat smelly fucks.

Dude whats is that smell, oh bro it's that Eric over there look how fat he is.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019