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Emergentz

THE BEAST OF ALL BEASTS! Truly an unimaginable DEMON coming to kill all. Emergentz is a word of DEATH and unholiness. Anyone who possesses this name is unholy!
Unholy Woman: My name is emergentz.
Holy woman: GET AWAY! -flashes cross-
by SoyDivine May 23, 2022
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Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.
Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)
by Madz108 March 7, 2023
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Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!
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Have you seen how she treats her kids, she's a real Joanne Emberton
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The Ember and Cody

The Ember and Cody is when you go into an H&M dressimg room and start to make out. You then whip out your penis and have her gag on it to make it wet. After she does that, you get to lick her vagina just once, because she probably wont be able to contain herself, and we arent trying to get caught, are we?:) After you get that nice long lick in, thats when you sit her down on the stool and start to tease her vagina with your penis. After the foreplay, stick it in just a little bit to see how she can handle it, because she may too tight for your penis. If it goes in smoothly, then continue to pound her as soft and smooth as you can.
We went into an H&M dressing room and did The Ember and Cody
by Embers boyfriend September 20, 2019
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