Princess Eloi 

A beautiful looking person (regardless of gender) who lives their life never having to lift a finger, yet has a worry free, care free life. They don't work, yet they live off the work of others who they don't respect or appreciate those who do everything for them.

Named for the idea that many little girls have of growing up to become "A Disney Princess", plus the story The Time Machine by H.G. Wells where the Eloi didn't work for anything, yet got to enjoy all the pleasures life had to offer.

"Man, my girlfriend Bonnie is such a Princess Eloi."
"What do you mean?"
"We've lived together for over a year now, and everyday I come he from work and ask her about her day, and every day she tells me that she watched movies all day."
"Hey, at least she's doing the house work, right?"
"Wrong dude. I do the house work around here."
"But at least you get sex out of it."
"Yeah...about once a month."
"Ouch. You really need to break up with that Princess Eloi and find someone who is willing to support and respect you."

Princess Eloi by TobiasMarco June 2, 2022

digital eloi 

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.

"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."

digital eloi by deMONSTERative June 28, 2023

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment 

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment by QuacksO June 12, 2018

PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION 

It is POOPYING in stages.

In DECISION THEIORY SCHOOL OF LIFE..
you have ENEMY.DEATH.GUT.COURAGE.CAUTION.and that leads to further breakdown.

It is an inaccuracy to assume on a quite intelligent individual.

A GI DOCTOR will tell you we DEFECATE by the PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION as we do this never all at once as it always takes several trips to the TOILET RING.

Doing those five parts all the time always operating as PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION is where your dominant decision does not come from your GUT FEELING.

Never OBVIATE someone because of your PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION kicks in because we all have lower points in every event that happens

PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 8, 2021

kai and eloise

kai and eloise are the best couple ever and if you think you are better fight us. we will pick ur ass up and land it flat on the ground xx

any other couple: we are better than you kai and eloise: ok let’s go then

kai and eloise by gossipgurrrrrrrrrrrl December 29, 2021

ibra and eloise 

Best couple in the wrld

Omg such a good couple ibra and eloise are

ibra and eloise by me are me June 25, 2023