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Edited hoe

Girls that overly use snapchat geofilters to the point where you don't remember if they are actually hot or not. These type of girls are normally fugly which is why they rely so much on the filters. *Posts pictures with the dog filter at least 9,000 times a week give or take..*
Friend: "Dude, checkout out this chick I've been snapchatting! She's hot af!"

me: Umm she's a total edited hoe.. If I remember right she's like 260lbs with acne..
Friend: "Son of a bitch, I already asked her out."
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the Edited hoemug.

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-
Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"
by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021
mugGet the clothing edition boomermug.
this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
mugGet the The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kissmug.

Talentless edit

Talentless edits is when an untalented hoax queens in the vu community slaps on Pinterest gown and or dresses without shading highlighting or use any of the fundamental elements of being an artist. Besides only knowing how to erase the background of an image.
mugGet the Talentless editmug.

the Walker scobell edit

A edit basing off of Walker Scobell from the Disney Tv show Percy Jackson And The Olympians with Baby by Me in the background playing.
"Omg look it's the Walker Scobell edit!"
by *Eats Percy Jackson book* January 23, 2025
mugGet the the Walker scobell editmug.

Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes
Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit
by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024
mugGet the Kebab editmug.

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