Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
by Splashmaster December 31, 2012
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peel the dutch

"..Peel the Dutch,
I'm about to tear shit up..."
Eminem: Run Rabbit Run (8 mile music)
by Greg Goenczi August 29, 2007
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Dutch Windmill

n): When a man jerks off another man, using the second man's own arm instead of his own.
"It's not gay if you just use my arm to give me a Dutch Windmill."
by Ulvblod January 23, 2009
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Dutch Starfish

The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!
by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009
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Dutch Dandelion

When a large group of men perform a circle dutch rudder with a single girl in the middle. From above, it looks like a flower getting pollinated by it's own petals.
Yo, we had this crazy time last night. We dutch dandelioned this chick. What a slut.
by Bumblebee Extroardinare June 12, 2009
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Dutch Blitz

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people
I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...
by Ertischek June 16, 2009
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Dutch Door

Whoa, that guy is a Dutch Door
by Kat August 02, 2004
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