compstat

(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.

The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning

by Pirozhok July 23, 2022

Cump

The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.

After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.

by ArtThief August 18, 2022

Cump menz

Willing to be friends

Would you like to cump menz me

by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch

That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander

by JEld October 24, 2022

Chumpslut

An Individual who engages in suboptimal activity especially socially and physically. In addition to this behavior they hold a low standard of excellence for their body and mind and settle for chump-hood.

dude, my friend stopped lifting, started sleeping during school, and became antisocial, isn't that so chumply
ngl dude, that sounds more like a chumpslut to me
yeah probably we've all been there tho
k sick

by anonymous November 12, 2022

cumparxie

CUM AND PARXIE CUM TOGETHER FOR THIS, A PARXIE IS A FAN OF GOD’S FAVORITE FUCKING BOYBAND ‘WATERPARKS’ AND CUM WELL. A CUMPARXIE IS SUPERIOR TI ANY HUMAN KIND, ALSO KNOWN AS ‘CUM MASTER’

CUMPARXIE IS INSANE

by cherrysvibez December 18, 2022