Getto Cricket

Exacly like real cricket but insted of a bat you have to use a thin peice of wood that you can find and a tennis ball.

Because our school is cheap with no sports borrowing, we had to play Getto Cricket

by Ben "Fozzy" February 24, 2006

chimney cricket

One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment

Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?

by Clayton7111 June 3, 2017

swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

Crickets Crossing

A once barren wasteland where corn used to grow just north of greentown, now a cheap residential look-a-like st. James (rich) allotment.

Cantonian: Hey foo where you at?
Uniontownian- Ah shit just kickin it at Crickets crossing
Cantonian-ahhahah I see ya rents couldn't afford st. james

by Greentown October 3, 2008

cricket set

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.

Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 2, 2010

Flick Cricket

One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon crickets they start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.

I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.

by VdarkbeastV January 19, 2009