Crash nitro kart, or CNK is a 2003 racing video game by Vicarious Visions and Universal Interactive for PS2 and Xbox.
Despite its G/U certificate rating, friendly story line, and whimsical graphics, it is fucking evil, and notoriously difficult to beat for your below average gamer or casual gamer.
Filled with levels designed to infuriate the player to the extreme.
The final cutscene at the end, however, is the greatest satisfaction on Earth, knowing that it's finally over. It is also highly addictive, best played as a team effort if you are particularly crap at it.
Abbreviation is CNK, which can be used to express difficulty in day to day life.
Despite its G/U certificate rating, friendly story line, and whimsical graphics, it is fucking evil, and notoriously difficult to beat for your below average gamer or casual gamer.
Filled with levels designed to infuriate the player to the extreme.
The final cutscene at the end, however, is the greatest satisfaction on Earth, knowing that it's finally over. It is also highly addictive, best played as a team effort if you are particularly crap at it.
Abbreviation is CNK, which can be used to express difficulty in day to day life.
1. Fuck me that test was CNK. I'm gonna fail no doubt.
2. Me: Where's James?
Her: Oh we haven't seen him in days, not since he started crash nitro kart.
2. Me: Where's James?
Her: Oh we haven't seen him in days, not since he started crash nitro kart.
by On behalf of James November 04, 2011
Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.
"The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @ 8bm.com
by Smidge204 April 08, 2004
Sadie May Crash is a wonderful Toronto band that was given the title of "Best Toronto Unsigned Band" by the Toronto Independant Music Awards. Very unique in style with tons of energy to burn. Especially at live shows.
Alien: "*Berrzpp* Did you see Sadie May Crash play at the MOD CLUB on saturday *bzzrp*?"
Earthling: "Yeah I did it was WICKED!!!"
Earthling: "Yeah I did it was WICKED!!!"
by ManWithTheDutchHand September 02, 2008
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.
by Chest August 03, 2003
1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically
2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009