The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another

“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory”

by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018

Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy

I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.

by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017

no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

BooBoo Connection

The term meaning someone's wifi is some ass

That dude that keeps lagging has some booboo connection

by Big Duerk Daddy June 15, 2018

The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.

Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.

by Tasty Stew September 9, 2018

polish connection

When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin

I gave jhonny that polish connection last night

by TheBestWhitePerson June 3, 2018