Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".

Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah

by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024

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Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)

Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024

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Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

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Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

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