courtney

-trashy and smokes ciggs all day
-jealous that her boyfriend wants her ex friends
-tries to chill with the "popular" girls (that really everyone hates) because she has no other friends, but she still talks shit about these girls too
-anorexic and hooked on aderal

that courtney bitch is such a cunt

by siiick33 June 14, 2011

cortney

usually a blond girl who will believe anything and do anything that you tell her...tends to get mad after doing something stupid

Can you believe that Cortney licked the track?

by Bob Franko June 18, 2008

Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!

by GeezCourt December 11, 2006

Courtney

a sweet cool girl who thinks of everyones feelings and is fun to be around! Loves dying her hair, and trying new styles and always makes a boring day into a fun day :D

Courtneys the shit

by khsltn February 5, 2010

Courtney Love

v. To marry a famous, successful, and/or talented artist (preferably musician), have his child, wait until he gets super rich, and then hire someone to kill him while you hide out in another city to establish your "alibi"

A: Did you hear what happened to Karl Coburn? AKA one of the most talented musicians of his time?

B: No, what?

A: His skank wife Cornelia Loathe totally Courtney Loved him.

B: No way! ...Bitch.

A: Totally.

by kristenssn June 3, 2010

Courtney Love

The most wide legged whore in the whole United States. Her band Hole failed more than sending Kurt Cobain to rehab.

Man 1. Holy shit is that Courtney Love?!!!
Man 2. Quick let's take a shot of Heroin and shoot ourselves in the head!!!!

by Wickernigga January 17, 2015

Courtney

A girl in love with Urban Dictionary.

"Her best friend is Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, you mean Courtney?"
"Yea."

by :statusreader: March 1, 2010