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cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)
"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"
by la bandit October 26, 2009
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Cheetah Burger

An expression used to defend against vegans. First used by comedian Kathleen Madigan.
If god wanted us to be vegetarians then he would have made cows difficult to catch. You don't see people eating cheetah burgers do you
by We Be Beast June 24, 2010
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a living cheeto

by Crunchy_Toast February 6, 2021
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Cheating

Cheating is a form of emotional or most commonly, a physical attraction to another that isn’t your SO . It’s when you do not show all of your love or support for your SO . Examples are feeling up someone, having a crush on another, performing any type of intimacy,and hanging out with other people you are attracted to and not your SO.
Jacob has feelings for Elizabeth, who isn’t his SO ,which is cheating.
by Maddoxin January 11, 2019
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professional cheater

1. One who finds ways to obtain answers to tests other than through one's own personal knowledge
1a. Specifically, one who cleverly uses the other side of a scantron to read
the answers during a makeup test, fooling everyone
2. One who does not feel the rules every student must abide by apply to him/her
3. One who, in the event that a major cheating ring he/she was in charge of gets busted, finds a way to be the only person not officially blamed
4. One who always has an aliby or a reason as to why any suspected cheating was a misunderstanding
4a. If all else fails, one who will bring in his dominating mother and/or lawyer to settle things with the high school administration
There are a few good cheaters in my high school, but only one professional cheater - he was simply disgusting.
by His loyal jester September 30, 2006
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Friend cheating

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.
Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"
by PinupGal September 15, 2010
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Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.
"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."
by SwissDook May 26, 2016
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