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can i art you

To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust
Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
by Albertsgoofy March 4, 2016
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If you're able bodied you can work

So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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can you do my homework for me

no
by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017
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Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022
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healthy where you can

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal
Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.
by Roob Dogg February 24, 2008
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