Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.
by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011

by Shreksswamp1800 July 19, 2021

Usually a FFM sex position where the man lays down and the other partners sit on either end of him holding each other's arms.
by SoulDoc July 16, 2020

Double layered sexual position between 4 people where one person is on bottom, one on top, and 2 people on either side, simulating the San Francisco/Oakland Bay Bridge’s structure. AKA the Bae Bridge or Double Decker Dick Down.
by Yeet42069 August 27, 2018

Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.
Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?
Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?
by Fjsocusbndocs October 1, 2021

by james lafleur September 20, 2009

Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.
Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.
Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.
Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"
Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"
Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"
Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
by Stevib July 15, 2006
